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The Answers You're Seeking

What is this place?

Well, it's just like any other online store only more fun and stupid! I love not giving two damns about anything except my customers. You cute little freaks are top priority considering you pay me money for my hobby.  

I carry cool cryptid based stuff that no capitalist has ever touched before. It's their loss, too! Apparently this is a highly untapped market and I'm the Monopoly guy. 

Well, who runs this joint?

I'm Jada. I'm 18 years old and the only goddamned employee here. I love Mothman a bit too much and have been described as 'kinda weird'. To the right you will find an artist's rendition. It's very accurate- well, except for the giant moth creature. 

Well thats about it. She also runs a cryptid blog on tumblr.

You can follow it here: ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

Psst, she likes to promote other cryptid products on this blog. All you have to do is ask in an email or direct message! 


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